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The Wife Disposal Service by PeterSection 12 - "Chapter 6 - Chicken" | BackJack and Jennie were sitting on the sofa watching TV, although to be more accurate, Jennie was converting packs of Doritos into vast fatty deposits and Jack was trying to think on how to Google for a way to 'disappear' her without raising red flags everywhere.
"Perhaps Google wasn't the answer" thought Jack as his wife started on another family size pack. Jack had an idea but decided to wait until Jennie fell asleep which she did a while later. He pulled out his mobile and texted "how can I search without being traced" to an old friend. Twenty minutes later the friend responded with "get tor or i2p then search on duckduckgo.com or search silk road". Jack put his phone away. "What are you doing ?" enquired Jennie. "Nothing." lied Jack "I'm off to bed now." "OK I'm just going to watch the end of this and then I'll come too." replied Jennie, winking. "OK" said Jack, "Ugh grotesque !" thought Jack and went upstairs. Jack brushed his teeth, got his tablet and climbed into bed. He typed in "duckduckgo.com" and saw a duck inside a red circle above a search box. "Oh !" thought Jack, who hadn't expected something with such a silly name to actually work. He typed "i2p" and looked at the top listing. "The Invisible Internet Project." thought Jack "This could be handy." Downstairs Jennie made a Herculean effort to lift her huge body off the sofa and failed with a loud thump. Jack switched off his tablet and put it under the bed. Jennie tried again and succeeded - barely. She waddled across the room to the stairs and started the long climb up. Jack pretended to be asleep when Jennie flopped into bed next to him. "The grotty bitch didn't clean her teeth again." thought Jack "She's really gotta go." and fell asleep a while later. "Oh for fucks sake !!" thought Jack as he woke to the sound of a hippopotamus snoring next to him. He slipped out of bed and quietly went down stairs to the living room and switched on his laptop. He remembered what he had been told by his friend. He downloaded the Tor software to anonymise his internet connection and setup it up. He started searching for ways to un-wife and hit gold. He left a message and went back to bed but he couldn't sleep with Jennie's snoring and the evil thoughts going through his mind. Thread-ID: 31, Next Threads: 32 Next Section 13
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